I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
I almost bought this for $5 at the dollar store
DO IT AND SEND IT TO ME
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!